In Texas, ranches are big deals, but ranch dressing is an even bigger deal. Ranch is the duct tape solution to every food problem. Pizza bland? Ranch. Salad dry? Ranch. Snack tray boring? Ranch. Ice cream too cold? No comment. Skin a little burnt? Stop it already, we said food problem! In celebration of ranch dressing's venerated place in the history of fine snacking, we created a dairy-free (yes way!) seasoning blend of garlic, dill, parsley, and a little bit of magic that delivers the best elements of the classic dip. Giddyup, compadres!